Eating at Moe's Cafe: No Duff Allowed

No matter how you dress it up, a studio lot cafe is still a studio lot cafe. Using Moe from The Simpsons as the mascot, however, is utterly genius. There's no one that encourages eating more than Moe Syzlak, bartender extraordinnaire, Mr. "I've been called ugly, pug ugly, fugly, pug fugly, but never ugly ugly." Today, Moe's Cafe opens on the FOX lot from 7:30am to 5pm. The announcement someone passed along to us says "Uniformed Chefs" will prepare breakfast and lunch items at the grill station, a deli station, salad bar, and juice and coffee bar. Let the prank calls commence.