This isn't exactly the kind of thing we'd regularly report on, but it's too hot to pass up. According to Contact Music, Gordon Ramsay, fond of going commando in the kitchen, as many chefs are wont to do, got a little too close to the stove and burned his, well...:
[Ramsay explains] "I was standing too close to the hob when I was cooking. I was wearing these cotton trousers, underneath I was going commando. Suddenly I felt this searing heat. My b**ocks were burning. I went to the hospital because of the excruciating pain. I had an ultrasound and I get the results on Friday."First thought: He cooks? Second thought: Ouch. All the humiliated Hell's Kitchen cheftestants must think there's some searing sweet justice in this. The boyfriend over here keeps saying, "That's not funny!" But we can't stop laughing. Sorry. Hell hath no fury like a commando chef sco...er, burned...
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