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Missed Connections

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Can a missed connection so aptly define the location of said missed connection? Oh, yes. "Last night I had an amazing talk with you outside at Happy Ending. My friend and I approached with the ever so clever "who the hell are you" opener and followed with other clever banter etc etc etc. To make a long story short, why did you leave with the fat guy with an eye patch? I know he was trying harder (bordering desperate), and he had a sweet looking eye patch but what did you expect?...One more thing, dont kiss one guy and then try to kiss another guy... thats just gross and I really didnt appreciate it, but yes the chapstick did taste good." [Craigslist]

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