This has been sitting in a box next to our desk since the SLS blowout last week. It was the gift bag and, yes, people were walking away with two, three if they could. We kind of forgot about it because, really, we have no idea what to do with a white porcelain bust?of a monkey...branded with the SLS Hotel Beverly Hills name. Can you even regift that? How about this: Give us your best SBE haiku in the comments, remembering the bars and restaurants, of course. Winner gets the monkey.