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Forget about Kitchen Nightmares or Hell's Kitchen: Now you can be called a "stupid donkey" in real life, by the real Gordon Ramsay at his eponymous restaurant at the London Hotel. Wear your best whites, take several non-greasy-finger-stained resumes and get thee to the Avalon on Thursday for the "Rockin' Job Fair." This is not a casting call for either show, and there's no chance in hell El Gordo will be on hand to wade through the mucky muck of applicants. Prepare like he'll be shaking a finger in your face anyway. Gordon Ramsay at the London is supposed to open in April. [Craigslist]