Wolfgang's Steakhouse, Not Wolfgang's Steakhouse

We suppose you can never have too much steak in this town, but this New York import is having way too much fun with its new Beverly Hills location: Not only will Wolfgang's Steakhouse open in the short-lived tofu emporium Umenohana on Canon Drive, but it's just two blocks from Mastro's, next to Wolfgang Puck's Spago, which of course is just another hop and a skip from Wolfgang's steakhouse, Cut.

We can just hear the who's-on-first now: "Let's go to Wolfgang's Steakhouse in Bev Hills." "You mean Cut?" "No, Wolfgang's Steakhouse not Wolfgang's steakhouse." "Right, Cut." "Oh fuck it. Let's go to In-n-Out."

As for Wolfgang's (not Wolfie's) Steakhouse, our New York operatives say: "Arguably the best porterhouse steak in Manhattan. Only second to Luger in the city." As well it should be: Owner Wolfgang Zwiener was head waiter at Luger for years. Per the signage, Wolfgang's should open this spring; we're told April. By the look of the construction site (a sneak peek to the right) there's a lot of work to be done in that amount of time.