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Dear Douchebag

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We can look past you and your buddy walking out of the single upstairs bathroom at the fancy new restaurant because you're too lazy to walk down the stairs to the regular one. We'll roll our eyes but still giggle that you both walked out of the single bathroom rubbing your noses and sniffing. But dudes, if you're going to use the single upstairs bathroom because you're too lazy to walk to the regular one for your, ahem, habit, the least you can do is put down the toilet seat after your visit or use that thing on the wall they put in there just for you because there are women who will use that bathroom after you. Oh, and by the way, those two trash cans in there? Yeah, those are for your towels, not the table with the flowers on it. Sincerely, ELA.