Hell's Kitchen Game: The Ultimate Time Suck

The new season of Hell's Kitchen premieres tonight, and we already know there are no Los Angeles contestants, so we'll watch, but it won't be as much fun. What can we say, we live for a good Ramsay, "You f**king donkey!" By online game comparison alone, Top Chef is way more cerebral. Memory match? Personality quizzes? Sudoku? Hell's Kitchen, on the other hand, has a video game with just as many words bleeped out as the show. Players have 35 recipes "to conquer" while a 3D Ramsay screams: "That's rubbish! Get that into the fucking bin!" The winner does not get to work at Gordon Ramsay at the London West Hollywood, but can work up from "a single star to a prestigious five star establishment." The game isn't live yet, but when it is, it's all over.
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