Worst Tables

It's a known fact that restaurants get creative with their seating, whether it's indoors in tight spaces or out on the sidewalk when it gets nice. Eater SF found a restaurant with a table next to parked cars on one side and a pedestrian pathway on the other, but someone was willing to take it. Providence once acknowledged and even promoted their worst table. So let's revisit this query: Where's the worst table in town? Put your votes in comments or send them here. Bonus points for pictures. [ESF/ELA]