AYCE Dodger Dogs

Losanjealous' DF gives an an inning-by-inning recap of the all-you-can-eat pavilion at a recent Dodgers game: "Top seventh. By now the vendors have departed, but they’ve also left a mountain of Dodger Dogs on the service counter for us to grab at will. Now undeterred by the potential embarrassment of asking a staff person for an excessive number of hot dogs, the AYCEP patrons go apeshit, pushing and grabbing to get the last of the chow. DF enters the fray and comes away with two dogs and, only marginally less appetizing, a handful of someone’s hair attached to a chunk of bloody scalp. I’ll save that for dessert!" [Losanjealous]