Oh, Burger King

Of course they have to resort to gimmicks to mask the unholy flavor of overly charred (fake char?) "meat"---men's pajamas, scented body spray, a naked King---but at least it's humorous. This week's ploy: Get a free Whopper if you unfriend 10 people on Facebook. The Fast Food Maven finds: "When you initiate the program, the application pulls up the mug shots of all your friends — taunting you to make picks as they stare you in the face. Then the big warning comes: Once you select someone to unfriend, the program will — insert gasp here — notify that person that you have sacrificed them for a burger!" Oh the hilarity (wiping fake tears of laughter from eye). [ELA: FFM]