Calling All Nude Sushi Models

Oh geez. So. A high end sushi fusion restaurant is looking for sushi models in the nude. Hot off the Craigslist press (this could be you!): "Ladies! Hi-end Sushi Fusion Restaraunt / lounge is looking for Nyotaimori sushi models to serve sushi while lying on a table some what naked. Nyataimori is the much fabled "naked sushi" of Japanese origin. This business in 100% legitimate and requires some nudity. Please only apply if you are comfortable with your body with some coverings as this will be your uniform...$25-$50 per hour plus tips...location is in Oldtown Pasadena." [Craigslist]