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The Starbucks brass responds to the silly lawsuit levied against the coffee giant by Carly Simon, who is blaming the 'Bux for not doing enough to prevent her last album from flopping. The company's rebuttal: "Starbucks did more than its fair share to help the album ...We humbly offer it to our customers, and our customers either buy it or they don't." (They didn't buy it.) [Eater National]