When Pianos, Plasma and Pastrami Meet

First of all, the Derby Deli & Dueling Piano Bar—the "upscale restaurant offering traditional Jewish and Italian deli cuisine"—will be opening in all its 6,332-square-foot glory sometime in the next two weeks. Secondly, we're slightly disappointed to learn that whole dueling pianos concept will be only available to special people: "It will offer an ornate invitation-only area that faces two dueling pianos set in what Lauriano calls the Derby Showroom." The silver lining for plebeians? Six plasma TVs will broadcast video of the dueling pianists throughout the restaurant. There's gonna be a lot going on over there. [OCR]