Jonathan Cheban and Simon Huck To Open Reality Cafe

The refraction of reality and its televised simulacra has further been complicated. PR team, Kim Kardashian bffs, and Spin Crowd personalities Jonathan Cheban and business partner Simon Huck plan to open a restaurant in Vegas called Reality Cafe wherein patrons will be able to ingest recipes concocted by reality television stars "with a side of TV memorabilia." According to USWeekly, "Already on the menu: Real Housewives of New Jersey Caroline Manzo's meatballs." You mean she's serving her sons?

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