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bad1.jpgYelper Nick V. on Paisanos Pizza & Pasta: "THE WINNER OF THE 'WORST PIZZA I'VE EVER HAD' AWARD. Wow- I'm not sure what it is that other reviewers have experienced, but I guess it wasn't the luke-warm circle of garbage that arrived at my house last night...The crust was like the boiled leather armor of the Dark Ages- hard, tough, nearly impossible to chew. The toppings may have been okay on something resembling NY thin crust, but we'll never know since they were on a dense layer of corrugated cardboard... GAS STATION PIZZA IS BETTER IS BETTER THAN THIS DRECK." [Yelp]