Listicles

Everyone's into coffee these days, but there are varying degrees of coffee evangelist, says Tonx, a local roaster who sends their beans directly out to subscribers. This comical take on the bad coffee evangelist ranges from the Yoda to the fundamentalist extremist. Oh, and The Tom Cruise: "Sometimes though, the true coffee believer can't hide the crazy and makes the leap to "full Xenu" before delivering the much more effective "free stress test"." [Tonx]