Disneyland Hawks a Ridiculous $300 Jungle Cruise Breakfast Extravaganza

Ever wanted to chow down on bacon in a faux African rain forest? Well, as of Monday, Disneyland is offering a $300 Jungle Cruise Sunrise Safari Breakfast, according to OC Weekly. What do those Franklins get you? "Unique" breakfast favorites like eggs, bacon, and sausage, and a private ride on the Jungle Cruise.

Of course, this special animatronic adventure doesn't come with Disneyland Park admission, which will set you back another hundred bucks or so. Tours start at the absurdly early morning hours of 5:30 and 6:30 a.m. After the tour ends, guests are escorted out of the park, and can only be re-admitted when the park opens if you purchase a ticket (or have a membership pass).

If you're guessing no one would cough up that much for eggs and a boat ride, you're wrong. There are only a handful of weekday, 5:30 a.m. spots open in September, and hardly any more available through December 2, when the experience goes out of commission.

Booking and more information here.