We're going to come right out and say it: Whether you've been in a relationship for two weeks or 20 years, the point of Valentine's Day is to get laid. Restaurants and frequent diners know it's not about the food. Nearly every decent restaurant in town is serving an overpriced, ever-so-predictable tasting menu and will pack in the tables of two like a modern day Noah's Ark. For the partner who is responsible for the flowers, chocolates and makes the reservations, we have mapped out a list of suggestions below. There are two schools of thought here. One: a lavish, extravagant outing at a hot spot will impress. This will guilt her into putting out. Two: score a reservation at one of the few spots in town that will actually be serving good food and you're bound to score too.
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How to Get Laid on Valentine's Day: An Eater Guide
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Note: Restaurants on this map are listed geographically.
1. Axe
1009 Abbot Kinney Blvd
Venice, CA 90291
Venice, CA 90291
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2. Caulfield's
9360 Wilshire Blvd
Beverly Hills, CA 90212
Beverly Hills, CA 90212
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3. Cecconi's
8764 Melrose Ave
West Hollywood, CA 90048
West Hollywood, CA 90048
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4. The Churchill
8384 W 3rd St
Los Angeles, CA 90048
Los Angeles, CA 90048
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5. Eveleigh Restaurant
8752 W Sunset Blvd
West Hollywood, CA 90069
West Hollywood, CA 90069
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6. The Hotel Wilshire
6317 Wilshire Blvd
Los Angeles, CA 90048
Los Angeles, CA 90048
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7. Lexington Social House
1718 Vine St
Los Angeles, CA 90028
Los Angeles, CA 90028
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8. Marino Ristorante
6001 Melrose Ave
Los Angeles, CA 90004
Los Angeles, CA 90004
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9. MB Post
1142 Manhattan Ave
Manhattan Beach, CA 90266
Manhattan Beach, CA 90266
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10. Patina Restaurant
141 S Grand Ave
Los Angeles, CA 90012
Los Angeles, CA 90012
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11. The Peninsula Beverly Hills
9882 S Santa Monica Blvd
Beverly Hills, CA 90212
Beverly Hills, CA 90212
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12. Saddle Peak Lodge
419 Cold Canyon Rd
Calabasas Highlands, CA 91302
Calabasas Highlands, CA 91302
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13. The Sherbourne
327 N Sherbourne Dr
West Hollywood, CA 90048
West Hollywood, CA 90048
(310) 289-5942
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14. Vermont Restaurant
1714 N Vermont Ave
Los Angeles, CA 90027
Los Angeles, CA 90027
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15. Vertical Wine Bistro
70 N Raymond Ave
Pasadena, CA 91103
Pasadena, CA 91103
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