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How to Get Laid on Valentine's Day: An Eater Guide

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We're going to come right out and say it: Whether you've been in a relationship for two weeks or 20 years, the point of Valentine's Day is to get laid. Restaurants and frequent diners know it's not about the food. Nearly every decent restaurant in town is serving an overpriced, ever-so-predictable tasting menu and will pack in the tables of two like a modern day Noah's Ark. For the partner who is responsible for the flowers, chocolates and makes the reservations, we have mapped out a list of suggestions below. There are two schools of thought here. One: a lavish, extravagant outing at a hot spot will impress. This will guilt her into putting out. Two: score a reservation at one of the few spots in town that will actually be serving good food and you're bound to score too.

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Note: Restaurants on this map are listed geographically.

Caulfield's

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Cecconi's

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The Churchill

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Eveleigh Restaurant

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The Hotel Wilshire

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Lexington Social House

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Marino Ristorante

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MB Post

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Patina Restaurant

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The Peninsula Beverly Hills

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Saddle Peak Lodge

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The Sherbourne

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Vermont Restaurant

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Vertical Wine Bistro

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Caulfield's

Cecconi's

The Churchill

Eveleigh Restaurant

The Hotel Wilshire

Lexington Social House

Marino Ristorante

MB Post

Patina Restaurant

The Peninsula Beverly Hills

Saddle Peak Lodge

The Sherbourne

Vermont Restaurant

Vertical Wine Bistro

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